Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Housekeeping Is A Dirty Job.. But Someone's Gotta Do It

Diagnostic Essay Finalized


If you were to ask me, “Which job has been the worst job you’ve had?” I would have to immediately scream, “Working at a nursing home!” It wasn’t that I hated old people or anything like that, but more so, it was due to a very huge misunderstanding of what my job involved me doing. My job was housekeeping and the lady who had hired me into that position sugarcoated all the work that needed to be done, leaving out the dirty work I later found out I had to do like cleaning up poop on the floor. Although I quit the housekeeping job after a month, it helped me discover my super power which made that month of working as a housekeeper a piece of cake!

During my housekeeping days, I had to do the dirties jobs ever. I did not mind the vacuuming, the dusting, and the organizing of the furniture in every senior citizens room, but what I did mind was cleaning the toilets and cleaning up after the old peoples feces. Before I discovered my super cool powers, cleaning the 56 toilets that I had to was the worst part of my day. Then when I discovered my power, it was almost as if I never cleaned any toilets at all or smelled or picked up any poop infested diapers left in the rooms. That was because my incredible powers involved being able to do whatever chore or task I needed to get done with a glimpse of my eyes. If I wanted the toilets to be cleaned, all I had to do was stare at the toilet and then *BAM* ! It's cleaned! My power made cleaning so much easier for me, and I never had to touch or ever pick up anymore poo carrying diaper.

Also, another thing I liked most about my power was the fact that I could clean anything outside of work in a jiffy and not ever break a sweat. Not only did my power make my work easier, but it also made my life easier. There was no more taking almost an hour to clean my car and cleaning up my room only took a glimpse and it's clean! Before, whenever I was ordered a chore either at work or anywhere I went, it was such a drag. Then after discovering my power, it became so much easier because I never ever had to do anything. Anything I want done I just had to take a glimpse at and it was done.

I could not ask for a better power to have, but for every great power comes great responsibility. I use my power all the time at work whenever no one is looking, but later on I taught myself only to use it with certain situations. That is to use it on only situations or tasks that are unbearable to do because when I overuse my power, I start to become real lazy. Sometimes it gets hard not to use my great power on things, but I do my best t
o fight it and not take advantage of it.

In conclusion, I could not ask for a better power to help make my dirtiest jobs at work the cleanest. I would never have to go back to housekeeping worried about how many diapers I will have to pick up, or worry about how many poo infested toilets I will have to scrubs down. Having my power has really made my life so much easier and I can't remember the last time broke a sweat from doing a chore for my parents or my work. For example, like mowing the lawn. Like I said all I have to do is take a glimpse at what needs to be done and
then *BAM* ! It is all done. I have the sweetest power in the entire world.

1 comment:

  1. 56 Toilets!

    There's something really funny about the image...

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